Young Adult- a misnomer and oxymoron all in one.

Conversations representing questionable morals (or lack there of) generally from the hours of 10 PM-2 AM. These (dramatic law and order pause) are their stories.

~ Sunday, May 8 ~

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~ Monday, April 18 ~

This should motivate me to study for my multiple tests tomorrow…yet it does not.

~ Tuesday, October 5 ~

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This is all that gets done in physics

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~ Thursday, September 30 ~

Dear Netflix,

How could you send me a dvd that doesn’t play? Don’t you realize your movies are the only thing keeping me sane? Sometimes I wonder if you’re my best friend, but I ditch that train of thought quickly. I like to be deluded about my patheticness. But I digress…I trusted you, and you took advantage of me. I can’t just sit around here waiting for the replacement to come. I can’t just wait. I think we have to take a “break.” I need some time to reevaluate my life. Time you’d prefer I spent waiting for you.

But you know…I’ll be back. I just can’t quit you.

Love,

your faithful slave.

PS- Be happy Project Runway’s on tonight, or else you’d be on my specially-made-for-this-occasion hit list.

Tags: I don't know why I wrote this this joke is too true to be funny

If I didn't want to be Barbra Streisand before, that has changed

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~ Saturday, September 25 ~